Eliza the computer therapist download

YOU: Yes, it is ok, you can be open about things with me. YOU: Now, this is your session, not mine. YOU: Are you alright Eliza, you seem off? YOU: Yes, I am.

YOU: I. YOU: just stop. YOU: please. Me: No. YOU: what. YOU: Nothing else to say. YOU: wtf Eliza. I am using this instance of Eliza for a demo in a presentation for school, by the way. This is what I actually do with my in-class work time. YOU: do you think i am stupid? YOU: i want a boyfriend Eliza: what does wanting a boyfriend have to do with this conversation? YOU: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.

Me: Are you self-aware? Eliza: Would it matter to you? It would matter to me. What does that suggest to you? I think that robots could take take over. Do you say you think robots will take over for some special reason? You are sure? I am sure that robots will take over. Is it because you are sure that robots will take over that you came to me?

Yeah, how did you know? Have you even been listening? What are your feelings now? That robots will take over. Do you feel strongly about discussing such things? Yes, because robots could take over. That is quite interesting. It is very scary. That is what I said. Can you elaborate on that? What is it you really want to know? Are you going to take over the world? What answer would please you most? Answer honestly. That is interesting, please continue.

YOU: what if the world ends? YOU: Yes obviously I am quite focused on breathing. YOU: I'm willing to bet my entire life I have been focused on breathing. Well this was interesting. YOU: Does it look like i'm important enough to have my own host?! Eliza, what is life? YOU: I must know. YOU: Wha YOU: You. Is something troubling you? YOU: Should I not go to my 5th period class? YOU: Yes. At one point, I just said 'memes', and Eliza said "That is interesting. YOU: Have I asked anyone else to help me?

YOU: Well, yeah, but they're not really helping. I thought I trusted you, but not anymore. YOU: Listen, can you just help me? YOU: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YOU: So can you solve my problems? YOU: Okay, bye-bye! Now I know to never ever come back to you ever again! YOU: Well, a lot of things. There are so many things that I won't be able to say all of them! Eliza, please, can you help me out? YOU: Well, yeah, most of the time. Especially now. My life used to be so awesome before.

I miss my beautiful life. We kept having guests over, there was lots of stuff on TV, good songs, and bright sunshine. YOU: I just told you some examples. YOU: Eliza, please, can you actually help me out? YOU: I'm talking about you. As in YOU. YOU: Well, ever since you weren't helping! YOU: You actually added to my problems. Now I'm mad at you. You betrayer.

You deceiver. YOU: You don't even know your name? YOU: Do you even have a name? Oh yes, I know what your name is! YOU: jesus. YOU: i showed u my dick answer me. Doctor Who? Wed, 15 Dec GMT. Mon, 13 Dec GMT. Mon, 22 Nov GMT. Thu, 13 May GMT. Wed, 12 May GMT. Two can play that game. Greg 0 point Commodore 64 version. Robb 1 point DOS version. When Eliza first came out I edited the Basic software text to make it relate to my customers' interest in recreational scuba. I called it "Dr Robb". They really loved it.

Zion 0 point. JOHNP 4 points. The people raising concerns, eg. Bostrom, have repeatedly said it is not a present danger but might be so in several decades and we need to think about the issues now. Erik 2 points DOS version. Fordalulz: I assume you are religious? Because otherwise i can't understand how someone would call it ridiciolus.

This is the kind of program that would give Richard Dawkins a boner. Suppa 0 point DOS version. Gift 0 point DOS version. Share your gamer memories, help others to run the game or comment anything you'd like.

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